Cecily: “Miss Prism says that all good looks are a snare”
Algernon: “They are a snare that every sensible man would like to be caught in.”
Cecily: “Oh, I don’t think I would care to catch a sensible man. I shouldn’t know what to talk to him about.

“You seem to forget that I am married, and the one charm of marriage is that it …”

“I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.”

“Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy wh…”

“The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is wort…”