Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.

“There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.”

“I haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on …”

“From a distance it looked like a dog, but it was just a smashed and beaten box.…”

“I wish art was like money in that the more I made, the more interest it develop…”