Cher and share alike. At least in sound. Most of the decisions I make are sound, exactly like Beethoven when he wrote and discarded his 10th symphony.

“My amazing feat features shoes (and feet)—it’s how far I’d walk for love. Guess…”

“A blanket could be used to understand Understanding. At least I think so. The p…”

“Respect is something that should be earned, like eyebrows shaped like windshiel…”

“Please, allow me a moment to put my penis back where it belongs. I should never…”