Chinese parents believe that their kids owe them everything.

“As a purely mathematical fact, people who sleep less live more.”

“Be modest, be humble, be simple.Make sure you come in first so that you have so…”

“As it happens, the first souvenir I bought was a dried llama fetus. Revolting a…”

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