Christ was the son, I am a magnifying glass, and you are an ant.

“An ice sculpture in the Sahara makes about as much sense as donkey left open ga…”

“How would you define love to an eight-year-old aardvark from Argentina who hear…”

“Farmers grow on the land. I suppose farmers grow farmers, rather than using sex…”

“A brick could be used as a penis enlargement aid. Just tie a string around both…”