Clone One’s last name will be Martz. Clone Two I’ll call Martinez.

“I make art for one person and one person only. And as soon as I find that one p…”

“The peace corps looks like peace corpse, and death isn’t a very peaceful though…”

“Instead of a motorcycle gang, I’m thinking of starting up a unicycle gang. We’l…”

“If I were a hermaphrodite, and someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd reply, "W…”