Coffee and donuts go together like government policy and subsequent poverty.

“Wherever I go I carry around a clothes iron, a loaf of bread, and a block of ch…”

“You know what really chokes me up? Being strangled.”

“Starbucks has odd drink sizes. I say man’s hands were meant to be cupped, so po…”

“I eat fog soup (out of a can). You don’t think I make it fresh, do you? You don…”