College has given me the confidence I need to fail.


“My philosophy on life: On a burrito, the cheese goes underneath the sour cream.…”

“For me, a website would be user friendly if it gave me a handjob. It’d be doubl…”

“Two guys, a man and a beast, were walking underwater, when two goats began fish…”

“To show you how much I love you, I’d take you to the moon and back. Or try to f…”