Come, midget, and use my pillow as a sleeping bag.

“In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work h…”

“I want to be the world’s safest fashion designer. And I always wear my seatbelt…”

“Love means the world to me. But so does a globe.
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“Large metal objects moving at high speeds have such an impact on me that I just…”