Communicating, like undressing someone, can effectively be done with your eyes.

“We made love like an earthquake, which was nice because neither one of us had t…”

“If my penis were big enough to be mistaken for a leg, I am not sure I'd want th…”

“Like a spy, I planted a bug. Like a farmer, I watched it grow into a politician…”

“I’m willing to die for my beliefs, but over the course of a lifetime and not al…”