Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.

“The best place to hide gold coins is in a treasure chest filled with those circ…”

“Fish like shiny things, stupid people like shiny things, and the late Nebular R…”

“I want to blanket the city of Hamburg with a slice of melted cheese.”

“If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my han…”