Couldn't something temporary be done with a teapot?

“It was the year of Our Lord one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five. Spirit…”

“and it was not until I began to think, that I began fully to know how wrecked I…”

“There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.”

“Scrooge followed to the window: desperate in his curiosity. He looked out.The a…”