Courage is a commodity I sell in times of peace. But then my father was a chicken farmer.

“There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on t…”

“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy…”

“I’m like a walking maze. Follow me.”

“Too much much is a dangerous thing. But not as dangerous as danger itself.”