Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.

“I know what is wrong, I know what is right, and most importantly, I know what i…”

“A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as dea…”

“What makes you think of me? Don’t say nothing. The answer is I make you think o…”

“If facial expressions had fur, then I’d snuggle your sneer. It’s so ugly it’s c…”