Cover: None. I work here, bitches.

“What would you do if it were me?' she asked, her voice practically a whisper. '…”

“Unbelievable. My mother had the exact same mentality as my friends. When in dou…”

“When Dad was a kid, he wanted to be a lumberjack, but unfortunately he'd been c…”

“(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point)”