Crying about the economy is a strategy. It won’t get you a job, but it will keep Kleenex in business.

“I’m not stuck up. I’m constipated.
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“Teach a man to fish, and he can provide for others. Teach a man selfishness, an…”

“Let the best of your competition take out the rest of your competition, while y…”

“A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only …”