Day or night, I can’t see the wind. But at night, it feels like I can see it even less. What’s less visible than invisible?


“My penis is so long that my urethra—not including my bladder—just my urethra, c…”

“The best part about love is it’ll still be around long after I’m dead. That’s a…”

“The final few weeks in a town before you move always feel like vacation, like y…”

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because betwee…”