Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian.

“I dreamt it in my dream. You tried to steal my dream—the whole thing. But even …”

“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it…”

“You stare down your opponent, lights twinkle, but you don’t blink. This is all …”

“I want eyebrows shaped like pinball swatters, and to accompany that I’ll get a …”