Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans.

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“Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you a…”

“I didn’t hear what was said, but I laughed, because I was too embarrassed to em…”

“A brick could be used as the perfect response in one particular situation. Next…”