Death is coming—but hopefully not before old age, decrepitude, and senility.


“I oft go to a loft aloft in the sky. I go alone, because I enjoy the company of…”

“So you made a mistake. Don’t beat yourself up over it. Let me beat you up inste…”

“I fell in love, but she wasn’t there to pick me up. So I took a taxi.”

“My last name comes after my first name, but it came before my first name, and i…”