Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as surely as a rich man.

“He had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and an erect…”

“My high school principal, Mr. Heisenberg, was the uncertain principal.”

“If love were a gesture, I don’t think it would be a gyrating pelvis. But then a…”

“I’ll bet Ryan Lilly drinks coffee like a flower—a lily. I drink coffee more lik…”