Death—I’m a nonmember for life.

“The moment I heard her name I fell in love. Of course I fell in love with the w…”

“When I’m introduced to a woman for the first time, I always say the same thing.…”

“If I found money, I’d turn it in—for the reward. Unless the reward money was le…”

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your sem…”