Definitely not a Gertrude. Author: Robert Liparulo Copy Quote More from Robert Liparulo “David!" Xander yelled, because he had to yell something. His eyes snapped back …” “Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn't ha…” “Oh, Ed!" Mom exclaimed. "It's a Victorian.” “He loved his job, which allowed time to do it without comparing his performance…”