Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art. May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect.

“Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts …”

“You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past.”

“Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing. He's pulling rabbits out …”

“This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.”