Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I dug it up first?

“The Frosted Flakes sales team once described me as “Flakey.” I was highly flatt…”

“The burden of proof weighs a lot, but it’s not as heavy as a certain 19th centu…”

“Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of …”

“I want to be a man of letters. All 26 of them.”