Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”

“Wenn ein Mann zurueckweicht, weicht er zurueck. Eine Frau weicht nur zurueck, u…”

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a million…”