Did I spell the word “did” right? Of course not! I got my D’s mixed up.

“When I got married, I could not have chosen a more gorgeous, loving, or perfect…”

“I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I alwa…”

“I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and tim…”

“A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and de…”