Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with a fork. I’m as efficient as the government.


“I love giving love. The more I give, the more I have to give.”

“I should invent a stationary bike/electrical generator/phonograph player, so th…”

“I’m a Colorado boy at heart, even though my surrounding body is like the landma…”

“The clouds rolled over the hills like a pack of midgets wearing gray togas some…”