Dinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.

“But I still have no cash flow. I need a job, or the gift of prophecy and a plan…”

“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”

“I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s …”

“My clones just honored me with the 2012 Man of the Year Award. But I wasn’t foo…”