Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of course, is marriage.

“Trying to resist my love is like trying to hold back a tsunami with a surfboard…”

“I don’t want to see a group of people get killed. Particularly if those people …”

“If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.”

“The sign said don’t do it, so naturally I did it. Signs are always saying stuff…”