Do I own my soul, or would two of my clones?

“I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.”

“A brick could be licked, like a cat’s asshole. But obviously inversed, because …”

“I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on abou…”

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read i…”