Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.

“I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping …”

“I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind.”

“A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.”

“I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on s…”