Do Mom and Dad know you’re dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug)
No, and if you tell them, I’ll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric)

“I’m going to go out there and wait until you two are dressed. (Tiernan)Why don’…”

“Have you any idea how hard it is to go nine months out of the year with no sex …”

“I didn’t know I could do that. I mean I knew I could do that before, but I didn…”

“Any more bitching from the geriatric crew? What a bunch of old women. Should I …”