Do not oppose my opposable thumbs. If you do, we’ll have a thumb war.

“It’s a conflict of interest, because I’m not interested.”

“You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I kn…”

“We couldn’t make love, unfortunately, because she was dead. I didn’t kill her, …”

“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t ther…”