Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee cup?

“With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and …”

“If you waive my fee, I’ll wave at you. I might even wink.”

“I drew a portrait of an invisible man on a nice canvas, because that's all you …”

“The only nutritional sustenance I need is praise, flattery, and potassium in th…”