Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday—my first birthday, in fact. That’s how they knew I was a boy.

“I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef,…”

“I want to be a man of letters. All 26 of them.”

“Things just didn’t work out between us. Who knows, another time, another place,…”

“Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blank…”