Does this mean Harry Potter really exists?

“Wait, so you do love me?" I asked, hope welling in my heart.She growled and pou…”

“Hell, yeah, Ryland. Man up and carpe girl.”

“Bryan helped me up.  "How can you be so good one minute then clumsy the next?"I…”

“I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man.”