Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did.

“The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot cof…”

“I don’t deceive myself. No, I get my clones to do it for me.”

“If I were an armadillo, and a stranger came up and said I looked familiar, and …”

“I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom s…”