Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that’s just all part of not being famous.

“I keep my valuable things locked up. Everybody does. Therefore, criminals must …”

“A sand trap is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing vie…”

“I’m so excited and lonely all at once. Just once. Not twice, because that’d be …”

“Here in Jacksonville there’s a road called Commonwealth Blvd., and today as I w…”