Don't be a sexist. They could find me a female instructor."
"In that case you have my permission to make out with her, as long as I can watch.

“The cycle hit the beach and spun out. Emma went into a rolling crouch as she fl…”

“Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me? Vampire moj…”

“It's not funny, Jace," Alec interrupted, starting to his feet. "Are you just go…”

“Don't sulk. For someone with all the grace and coordination of a pregnant wilde…”