[D]on't be so open minded that your brain falls out.

“Fridays! They are the worst. Days stuffed with itsy-bitsy multicoloured tasks t…”

“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t …”

“Break-ups are survivable. It´s the aftershocks that get you.”

“There are moments in life- and I would have to admit that I don´t have them as …”