Don't believe everything you hear today

“That was one thing you found out when you were stoned, or wasted, or feverish: …”

“God saves - but not now, and not here. His salvation is on layaway. Like all gr…”

“I felt like it needed some color down there, so I painted the walls with the mo…”

“I didn't know the inner me was hungry," I said to Art. "That's because it alrea…”