Don't believe everything you read.

“I must say a few words about memory. It is full of holes. If you were to lay it…”

“Isn't a gay Mormon like an oxymoron?''Do I look like an oxymoron to you?''An ox…”

“Last year when my grandma fell and broke her hip she couldn't paint her toenail…”

“There is nothing more alarming to a boy than seeing a mother, or a father, buck…”