Don’t breathe on my voice, I yelled through my ears. But who’s there to listen, when you’re all alone and wearing earplugs. It’s true what they say, even if they say it silently—love is Helen Kelleresque.

“I want to drum up interest for instruments that are played by beating them with…”

“Aside from criminology, I’d say archaeology has the highest body count.”

“I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.”

“If you say renewable, I’ll think energy. If you say fore, I’ll think play. If y…”