Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.

“It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't…”

“You want to go back to my house the long way?" he asked."Or the shortcut? You h…”

“One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was …”

“It was probably a good idea to have you possible future stepmother think you we…”