Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and tell me in French.


“I put the “phony” in symphony. Will you be attending my fake concert? It’s a bl…”

“Your veins are my worms. Want to go fishing?”

“I’m a smart cookie. Chocolate chip.”

“I told you I didn’t want to go. Of course, I really did want to go, but I just …”