Don't let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha.

“Might as well try to drink the ocean with a spoon as argue with a lover.”

“He lay back, put his arm over his eyes, and tried to hold onto the anger, becau…”

“I've put men to death-men with supposedly immoral souls-that looked dumber than…”

“If you can't laugh when things go bad--laugh and put on a little carnival--then…”