Don’t lift my words without permission. It might lead to a hernia.

“The lunchmeat fell on the floor, and I didn’t know what to do, so I wiped it of…”

“I once wrote a book ten stories high. Each story was a story.”

“I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.”

“There’s a witch in Wichita. As an expert on all things Topeka, I should know. I…”