Don’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.

“You don’t need gale force winds to push you in the right direction. No, all you…”

“A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experi…”

“Who art thou, Art? Do you make art the way I make love—with a paintbrush?”

“Hey, turn down the volume on your “How To Make Love Like Lucifer Hand Guide Vol…”