Don’t try blowing smoke up my ass, because you’ll find my anus blocked—by a cigar.

“If my clone weren’t dead, or rather not in nonexistence, he would have probably…”

“If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing.”

“A brick could used to translate and transform long cuneiform texts into shorter…”

“Chivalry, stimulating conversations, everything is said to be a lost art nowada…”